John Emrys

Towel attendant at the hot springs


A dark-skinned male of indeterminable age, Emrys is, presumably, the towel attendant for the bathers in the hot springs beneath the Crimson Boar. Polite to a fault and always seated in an elaborately carved wooden rocking chair when not working, Emrys is actually a portal walker — a traveler who used the hidden routes carved into the stone beneath the Crimson Boar to reach far-away locations. Anyone asking him about the portals is sure to elicit a vague, cryptic response, usually advising them to stay away from the tunnels and enjoy a hot bath instead.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Yeah, we did it. We totally put Morgan Freeman in here. Because everything is better with Morgan Freeman.

John Emrys

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